rise to stardom

Zoran decided to start blogging?! Say whaaa?! Well I guess this is yet another one of my attempts to become famous since Twitter did not do the job and I failed to get noticed by TMZ. So what will I write about? The fuck if I know! I guess it will probably consist of my daily random spouts of superficial things...however, before you start to judge me on how not everything is skin-deep, sit down and think about it. We live in LA (well I do in my head at least...until I actually find a job, quit the habits which you will get to know in time, and scrap up enough $$$ to rent a nice little place a stone throws away from Lindsay Lohan), so I will practically be your survival guide to this plastic city. From how to behave to where to hang out, I might actually help you become more famous than Jon Gosselin, because let's face it...who the hell wears Ed Hardy anymore?