1. Deprive yourself of sleep
2. Replace water with caffeine
3. Replace food with cigarettes
Now I know this may seem like asking for too much, but you can't have something for nothing. However, this diet is a foolproof way to make you look like an anorexic 5'10" teenager that makes 7 figures annually from magazine and billboard advertisement. And as a biology student I can tell you that it's also scientifically proven, so this is totally legit :)
Now the best part is that it only takes a weekend to complete the diet if you done properly, because on Monday morning you will find yourself dragging your body across the pavement with a stoned and worn-out facial expression just like that of Karlie Kloss. Then you just might get discovered by an agent (perhaps myself) working for a renowned agency, get photographed to death, and live happily ever after. So there is an inspiration for you...
p.s. for all of you who are worried about your health and who are ready to criticize this novel diet, know that the scientific purpose of sleep has still not be determined, caffeine will lower your risk of developing Parkinson's and diabetes, and cigarettes are your only method to prevent eating that McHeartAttack. After all, no one wants to do an old person, so make it your priority to look good when young.
* the following diet may carry negative effects on your sanity from lack of sleep, self-esteem once you are introduced to the modeling world, and social relations with friends due to jealousy inspired by your newfound hotness.
* Mr. Superficiality, superficialdivo.blogspot.com, or anything related to this trademark is not sponsored by Starbucks, tobacco industry, or any modeling agency.
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