Just a little side note...toss the monster can in the garbage and drink NEURO! It's the new celebrity drink and they have a bunch of different kinds ranging from Neuro "Gasm" that improves your sex performance (any volunteers for judging my before and after?) to Neuro "Bliss" that improves your mood (this one is debatable as I am still pissed about that accident from last week and my heart aches every time I see the rear end of my car) to Neuro "Sonic," which helps you focus (almost better than Ritalin). Now who would believe that grenade shaped carbonated soda filled bottles would be able to do all of these things?!? Well, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Posh and Becks, Bradgelina, and of course me would believe so! So after finding these elixirs of life at some ghetto
grocery store in Huntington Beach I bought every kind they had (they had some special discount) and had to listen to my mother preach about how big of an idiot I am for buying sugared water. However, once all of my fat gets turned into metabolic energy as promised by Neuro "Trim" that woman along with half of America will be chasing me to get them some!
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